Nibiru Finally Announced...or...

"WHAT? NIBIRU DOES EXIST NOW? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!"

This week it was announced there IS something out at the edge of our solar system with the elliptic orbit, NIBIRU is supposed to have.

Nibiru is the name of another planet and comes to us from Sumerian tablet translations by folks like the late, Zecharia Sitchin (The Lost Book of Enki).  

Sumer was the first civilization on planet Earth and from it came: The Wheel, the Calendar, the Plow, the Alphabet organized city streets...

The translation of a "KING'S LIST" indicates there was civilization in the area going back 100,000 years BEFORE, Gilgamesh (the Great Flood).

These translations... ...moreso, the supposed "Lost Book of Enki" describes a large, special task force that was sent from Nibiru to Earth at that time and the operations they were involved in all across the globe.

Now back to 2012VP113... 

The object. most likely a Brown Dwarf has been designated 2012VP113 as it was first spotted in 2012 and VP for the Vice President, Joe Biden and his discovery team. Some are just calling it, BIDEN (editors note: Biden sure seems to be from another planet).

The International Astronomical Society, however forbids naming celestial objects after politicians for up to one-hundred years after the death of that individual.

SO IS THIS NIBIRU?  A POTENTIAL MONKEY IN THE WRENCH

Some report that 2012VP113 is just a few hundred miles in diameter.  The distance... say from, New York to New Jersey.

LOL.

If this is NIBIRU... ...are the aliens really small as depicted in movies like, "Men in Black"?

Sorry. No disrespect intended to ANU or any of his kind if this is true but... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I think, Douglas Adams would have appreciated this.

-- There is already a nice wiki page for 2012VP113